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the early ages

once there was a birth of a man and that man was chuck norris,chuck norris injected my mom with his blood and she had me 3 days later(true story).when i was growing up my brother shot me with a gun right in the head and ever since then i could fly.with the ability to fly i could join the army in WWII.i was located in stalingrad where i met yakov smirnoff and he said "in soviet russia russia invades germany" at first i didnt get it and then i looked behing me and saw germans abd flew up 1 meter and then russia was like "germany wtf" and germany was like "lol ima win" and im like "FOR SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" long story short we won the batttle of 1812.soon after germany surrendered japan was like "lol stupid nazis i bet if we keep running planes into boats and bombing boats and keep sending ryu to haiduken people we can win" me and chuck norris were mad at this so were like "zane fly me above hirioshima then drop me and before i hit the ground i will roundhouse kick it" so i did and japan's reaction was "lol" so we did it again to another place and japan was like "NO NOT POKEMON CASTLE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".

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